I have arrived at a moment of illumination. Yes, ladies and gents, I have come to the type of realization that makes a name known for something. Kind of like how the name Einstein is associated with delicious bagels, my name will be associated with finally discovering a word that rhymes with a fruit that has driven many a poet, songwriter or hip hop artist to near suicidal depression or death. What word could drive an artist of words to suicide you may ask? Orange. Yes, the orange is alone in its deficiency to be rhymed with anything. Pause to think about what caused the death of many young artists like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Kurt Cobain. Was it the experimentation of drug and alcohol abuse while experiencing newfound fame they were not prepared for while grappling with their own personal demons? No, my good man, this self-destruction was brought about due to the fact they could not find a word that would rhyme with orange. I myself have self-medicated by mixing horse tranquilizers with copious amounts of gummy worms while watching episode after episode of "The Golden Girls" to drown out my cerebral quest for a word. It was after such an experience that I awoke with a revelation, a splitting headache and no idea how I had made it to the Nevada desert. The word I discovered, written all over my nude body in red paint, was Florin. What does it mean, well after months of research on Google and Ask.com I discovered that it was a Medieval currency. F-L-O-R-I-N. Say loud and say it proud. This word is going to save untold lives by rhyming with orange. I am a hero people. H-E-R-O.
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